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The clarks (of the world)

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So lets look at these people.


David Hyde PierceDavid Hyde Pierce (TV and some movies)  




Diane KeatonDiane Keaton (actress movies)

(the clothes, right down to the shoes/boots. she talks about everyone else)



Woody AllenWoody Allen (comedian film maker)




Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix (musician)

The first thing you might say, ‘wait a minute, not a introvert, look at the stage prescence’. Look at the interview, clarks will be as abstract as can be, they are also the truely creative ones ( of the three).



PrincePrince (musician)

 (If you had never seen Prince before and saw this interview first, I doubt if you would believe the difference.)




Bob NewhartBob Newhart(comedian and actor)




Richard LinklaterRichard Linklater (director and writer)

 Starting with Slacker, his movies speak to the clarklike view of the world.



Uma ThurmanUma Thurman(actress)

 The posture, the clothing, the way of relating to the world, this is a clark.




FloFlo (Progressive Insurance actress)

 (the shoes, watch for the shoes. also excessive hand motion)



Steven WrightSteven Wright(comedian)


Written by clarkscottroger

August 26, 2009 at 7:00 pm

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  4. Holy freakin’ badword! OK so I liked you already when I got to know you last week. I meandered around the blog. I discovered what I already knew, that I was a Clark. AND NOW THE ONE PAGE I DID NOT READ was this one. YOU MUST see my post from today. PLEASE, I hate begging, I take it back, not really,
    besides that, my post for Tuesday may or may not contain Jimmy Hendrix, long story. AND I watch Bob Newhart obsessively. (We are leaving Woody and Diane out because they relate to the aforementioned post) You have now earned very high esteem in my placement of “smartest people I know” so far there are only 3, now there are 4. I bow to you.


    March 30, 2013 at 12:01 am

    • @jen
      ” …I bow to you.”

      but! will you call in on the Wakefield Doctrine Saturday Night Drive? Saturday night (well, duh!) lol the number:218-339-0422 access code 512103 (followed by the #) 8 to 8:45

      if you don’t mind, I will be putting your blog on the Doctrine blogroll* …over at the Doctrine main blog

      *the price being the kinds of visitors that will come out of the Doctrine… no, wait a minute! I have read your blog perfect fit!


      March 30, 2013 at 9:17 am

  5. Of course I don’t mind, I am honored. As a matter of fact, I will do likewise. If my child is occupied or sleeping I will happily call in. I was already thinking about it. But who can refuse a direct invitation. My son, who is not a Clark, would not be good “background music.”


    March 30, 2013 at 10:08 am

    • @Jen

      whatever works for you…we have found that the ‘live’ aspect of the call is totally beneficial for stumbling upon aspects of the Doctrine that manage to hide in the rhetorical corners of the various Posts and pages and such


      March 30, 2013 at 1:36 pm

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