the Wakefield Doctrine

the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers

Twisted Tape-Tape Tuesday #Five the Wakefield Doctrine

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Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)

So Jen and Kristi  are here for the Week’s  Twisted Mix-Tape Tuesday 5

Man!  tough one this week.

Young woman lying in bed doesn't want to wake up. Copy space

Of course, the Wakefield Doctrine will say that any of the three personality types could be (a) Stalker  and  could be (a) Stalker. This is because, as we say, ‘everyone does everything at one time or another‘. So it is not that neither clarks or scotts or rogers have an exclusive claim to being ‘naturals’ for Jen and Kristi’s musical activity (?!?! lol) .
However we can say this: clarks will more likely be found to be Stalkee’s than Stalkers (if they are female) but the same does not hold true for male-like clarks; rogerian men have the edge on being male Stalkers  while female rogers would not (because they already married the Stalker…lol*) and scotts?   well, if we consider a Stalker as someone who subtly tracks and follows and spies obsessively on another person, then we got to say,  scotts? subtle from a distance?  yeah, right!

Hey, lets try and get a little insight into the Stalkee’s frame of reference… not to excuse the Stalker but…


So we have establish that there is no gender requirement on the Stalking game (..this is too about stalking… sort of, bet the guy doesn’t know she follow him to the bar)


But, then there is a matter of love un-requited:


From Doctrine fave band: Halestorm


Written by clarkscottroger

April 30, 2013 at 6:41 pm

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  1. Awesome take. I love this one, I love the idea of using someone to watch over me. It’s so inviting. And she had every right to follow him, but I think it’s still stalking 🙂


    April 30, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    • @Jen
      this is true… I suspect a Post on the subject of stalking from the perspective of the Wakefield Doctrine might be interesting….


      May 1, 2013 at 8:38 am

  2. […] Mod Mom with her post Stalk Market Trading and The Wakefield Doc with his own special Personality Theory of Stalkerdom […]

  3. Great post! Great vids!! Just so happend I used the same Carrie vid for an old post at GirlieOnTheEdge. I don’t ordinarily do the self-promotion thing (‘cuz I’m such a clark and so-o not a roger lol) but I realized how expressive of the Wakefield Doctrine it was. To keep it simple, I was reacting to a scott with my own secondary scottian nature. The Doctrine – cool shit.


    May 1, 2013 at 7:50 am

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