“…(of) Tuesdays, tapes and hey…we can still be friends, no?” the Wakefield Doctrine
Welcome to the Wakefield Doctrine (the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers)
So perhaps we can consider the song that would be appropriate to a breakup, with an eye towards who is doing the breakationing…. a clark (yeah, right), a scott (no! they wouldn’t!) or a roger (and yes, they do expect you to thank them!)
…yes, clarks do break up with people, but for what it’s worth, we don’t enjoy it (well, we don’t most of the time!)
rogers? oh, they are so the masters of the beautiful breakup… ‘furthermore the deponent saith not’
Perhaps you’re a scott, your perception of the often unpleasant but always exciting process of breaking up
Now, from the perspective of the instigator of (the aforementioned break up)… lets hear from the House Band for the Wakefield Doctrine:
~~~~~~ yes, there is relationship advice (and strategy) inherent in the Wakefield Doctrine!